Creators Are Not Wassailers

In a wonderful book called The Battle for Christmas, author Stephen Nissenbaum relates the evolution of this holiday from its pagan roots to the modern Christmas as it came to be celebrated in the United States. He tells us that in agrarian England most labor would be done by December and that it was often a time of bounty because only so much of the year’s harvest and slaughtered livestock could be stored for winter. Thus, the ancient Roman tradition of the Saturnalia became manifest among the English working classes in the form of drunken revels, often lasting the entire month. Landlords would throw open their doors and provide food and drink to the commoners, and it was custom for these visitors to sing “good tidings” to the master and his family in the form of a wassail song.

Of course, as one might expect, weeks of drunken, orgiastic wassailing could turn rather nasty at times—less an exchange of goodwill than an expectation that landowners will provide generously or face the consequences.  This is why if you listen to the lyrics of a traditional wassail song, there is usually an element of a threat, some variation on the theme of “Bring us the good stuff, or else.”  And the or else could mean violence or vandalism.  As a result, a sense of entitlement ran in both directions with regard to the keeping of Christmas—certainly among the rabble that exercised its right to caterwaul outside a home at any hour of the night expecting to be compensated with “a bowl”; but also among some of the gentry who grew to resent these traditions, blind to the fact that class division was the source of any underlying tension in the first place.  Hence, Dickens’s Ebenezer Scrooge is an expression of these sentiments.

Keeping Christmas in this traditional English sense was certainly not a practice that would be transported by way of the Puritans to the American colonies.  As Nissenbaum explains, Christmas lay somewhat dormant (by our standards) in America until it was effectively rebooted in the early 19th century by key members of New York society. Most notably, Clement Clarke Moore’s 1823 poem A Visit From St. Nicholas provides a cultural transition from the ultimatum inherent in the wassail to a more genteel celebration marked by a visit from a commoner who lets the master know he has “nothing to dread.” Thus, Christmas in America becomes a more peaceful tradition—a hodge-podge of cultural influences as it should be—and a time to bestow gifts upon one’s own children as a revision of the wassailer’s demands.

Wassailing comes to mind, not only because it is that time of year, but also because I recently encountered the criticism, often made by those who reject creators’ rights, that creative people reflect a sense of entitlement in their expectation to make a living from their works.  Usually in the context of a discussion about media piracy—or even the fees paid by legal streaming services etc.—this theme of the entitled artist will be referred to as if the artist were a drunken wassailer outside the door in the middle of the night expecting compensation for his unwelcome noise.  And because creative expression is typically personal to the author, I don’t doubt that there are creators—likely younger ones—who might feel that they deserve adoration, fame, or wealth for their work; but this is not the attitude of most people who take their work seriously, whether artistic or otherwise.  More to the point, however, those who belabor the entitled artist trope in a conversation about business and economics are usually playing a semantic game with the word entitled.

In a broad definition, entitlement is almost always negative in my opinion because it excuses the entitled from any responsibility to earn. To have a sense of entitlement is to believe that by virtue of merely existing, the individual–or even a whole society–has a natural or “God-given” right to certain things.  And although the principle of Natural Rights surely provides a philosophical framework for our own governance, when a sense of entitlement goes too far, the individual or society can forget that even civil liberties and basic needs must be consciously and responsibly earned or maintained by means of some effort. We may feel, for instance, that we are entitled to potable water and breathable air, but if we are remiss in our labor to preserve these things (i.e. we fail to earn them), we will quickly discover that the only thing to which we are truly entitled is our own self-destruction.

In a narrower sense, of course, once some benefit earned—be it compensation, credit, an award, or even potable water or free speech—then the individual, group, or society can certainly be described as entitled to that which it has earned. And with regard to creative work, the onus is unquestionably on the author to earn the appreciation of the market.  If her work does not earn in this sense, she can be expected to fail financially; but if her work does earn market appreciation, then she can be expected to succeed financially.  And of course, in the context we’re discussing, if the author earns market appreciation but does not succeed financially, solely because the mechanism which should compensate her has been expropriated by what we call piracy, then she has most certainly been robbed of something to which she was, in the narrow definition, entitled.

Of course, what the critic of creators’ rights tends to do in these discussions is to accuse creators in general of having a sense of entitlement, which is a character flaw, and then let that accusation stand as though it applies to the narrower definition of entitlement after having earned the acceptance of the market.  So, whenever I encounter the entitled artist theme, it’s hard not to picture the speaker as a member of the landed gentry sneering over his frilly collar at the revelers approaching his manor and muttering to himself Humbug.  Of course, those who invoke the entitled artist trope do seem to believe the consumer is entitled to the fruits of the creator’s labor without any obligation in the exchange.  As stated, this is the very definition of what it really means to have a sense of entitlement.

So, we should have conversations about creative industry—or any industry for that matter—in the digital age; but no serious discussion should tolerate a view of creators as though they are 18th century wassailers bleating at the windows for more cider than they deserve.  Artists are fully aware that the world does not owe them success, but consumers should be equally aware that the world doesn’t owe them art either.

Happy Christmas!

An Allusion to Moore – A Christmas Future

Originally posted December 2013 after Amazon announced plans to use small, unmanned drones for rapid delivery to customers within striking distance of distribution centers.

An Allusion to Moore – A Christmas Future

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and I could stay in the house
To do my last bit of shopping with only a mouse.
The Amazon orders were placed with One-Click.
When we’ve got Saint Bezos, who needs Saint Nick?

The kids were transfixed by screens of all sizes
Near the glimmering tree that soon would blossom with prizes.
And I with my nightcap and Ma with her wine
Were chatting with friends and family online.

When out in the village, I heard a faint humming
My heart skipped a beat ‘cause I knew what was coming.
I logged out of Facebook and ran to the door
Like that guy in that poem by Clement Clarke Moore.

A soft rustle of pines, like a whispering crier
Drew my hopeful gaze upward in search of the flier.
Oh, how the moonlight ‘cross rooftops it shone
So I could see clearly, ‘twas an Amazon drone.

It hovered about fourteen feet off the ground
With eight tiny propellors just whirring around.
And I have to admit that I laughed like a child
To see it settle down gently so meek and so mild.

With an invisible driver of the software variety
I soon was relieved of my drone-based anxiety.
It just blinked and beeped like a jolly wee bot,
So, I approached without fear to see what it brought.

What pieces?! What bits? What gadgets? What toys?!
What tchotchkes?! What baubles? What things that make noise?
And like a an egg-laying falcon, it set a box on the lawn.
Then rose back to the treetops leaving me with its spawn.

Then I waved like a fool and wished it good cheer.
“Happy Christmas!,” I shouted, “And a Happy New Year!”
Needless to say, the drone never replied
So I picked up my package and brought it inside.

And beneath that familiar, oversized, bubbly wrap
Was not what I wanted — but some other crap!
Clearly, the folly of some daft, human sorter
Caused that innocent drone to bring the wrong order!

It appears that not even the best of these digital tools
Can completely save Christmas from the bungling of fools.
After all, what’s the point of so much technology
If we can’t sate each desire and transcend our biology?

So, I went back to the Web to untangle this mess
And demand an exchange in one hour or less!
It took just a few taps on my tablet to clear it,
And soon I was back in the right holiday spirit.

Then, in that moment, I felt my mind pause,
On the faintest memory of an old man named Claus.
So, I poured a fresh whiskey, threw back the shot,
Scoffed at myself and banished the thought.

We tucked in the children and bade them be good
Lest the Internet fail to do what it should.
Why cling to legends spun out of dubious zeal
When silicon wizards can fly reindeer for real?

And as I gazed out the window through crisp starlit skies
I felt grateful to know there are some magical guys
Who tinker in workshops in Northern C-A
To make our wishes come true on each bright new day.

Happy Christmas!

Based on “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore (1822)
“Up on the Housetop”  written by Benjamin Hanby (1864) and performed by Sandy Davis